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The Husband Store
Posted By:peer On 7/1/2006

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

 There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband . .

 On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

 The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love  kids.

 The third floor sign! reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

 Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth  floor and the sign
reads:

 Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

 Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

 Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!




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