buy sertraline 50mg buy sertraline 100mg Life isn't fair to men.....
Thought 1:
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the
flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and
the
publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What
do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2:
The average man's life consists of -
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going;
40 years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Thought 3:
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from
behind: u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head
and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in
front
of him.The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he
was
going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take
one
more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man
did
as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who
are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh,
yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"
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