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Rajinikanth & Newton
Posted By:jasmin On 5/21/2005

Recently the Father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Hindi movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie starring Mr.Hero -Rajankanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1)Mr.Hero  Rajankanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Mr.Hero  Rajankanthis shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mr.Hero.

2) In one of the movies, Mr.Hero-Rajankanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Mr.Hero-Rajankanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one.

3) Mr.Hero-Rajankanth is chased by a gangster. Mr.Hero-Rajankanth has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does.... not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mr.Hero opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

4)This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But for one last time he happened to see a movie and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Mr.Hero-Rajankanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Mr.Hero -Rajankanthcan't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Mr.Hero Rajankanthhas to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Mr.Hero suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton gives up and goes back...




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